"Having just returned from 8 days, 4 adults, 3 children - ages 7, 5 and 2 I thought it would be useful to give an honest review and also some tips.
Food:
The main restaurant isnt terrible like people go on, unless your particularly fussy there's something for everyone. Its a buffet, quite standard wherever you go in my opinion. They do theme nights.
The snack harbour town lunch restaurant- great choices for kids to fill up on, snacks, chicken wings, pastas, pizza, burger, chicken burger ( top tip, ask for burger no bun for chicken tenders!) Jacket potatoes, donuts, waffles, wedges, chips.
The al la carte- now this is where the hotel is exceptionally let down. In my view, there is no point going. We did Chinese and Turkish. Neither were any good. Chinese took 1hr to feed my children, gave the adults food, 3 courses before even giving kids anything. We left these and went to main restaurant anyway. Honestly huge let down.
Rooms:
We had a large family room, 2 single beds, a travel cot then a bathroom in the middle then a large king-size room. Size wise was good, kids had a tv and mini bar, we also had a tv & mini bar.
On first look, the rooms are great - but they do need modernising. The skirting boards are battered, bathrooms need a deep deep clean to get rid of limescale. Beds are okay, but pillows are hard.
Swimming:
We had no code brown when there and kids loved the pools. The slides are great, big pool is fab and kids splash slides are perfect.
My issues with these are that the kids splash slide has no staff, my children are young but there were older kids going on, climbing up while little ones going down - stampeeding down slides together. No staff on hand and I raised with guest relations who honestly seemed like they didnt care! This area should be manned. My son really hurt himself on these slides because some older child climbed up the slide when he was going down, he had 3 big bruises and bumps on his head. Nobody offered first aid, just was told its manned. I asked where they said king cobra slide lol. That doesn't have sight of the slides.
The bigger slides, its not clear until you arrive but they are 10+ - you can sign a waiver for 7-10 to go on at check in. My 4 year old was tall enough (120cm) and was given a lifeguard check, he was allowed on 1 blue big slide as it was slow but suddenly 3 days into using it he was stopped. When questioned I was told health and safety and he had been allowed on "to make him happy". To me, thats not safe. I'd much rather he wasn't allowed on full stop than be allowed then not allowed, how do you explain to a 4 year old your suddenly not allowed on?! I did of course and he got over it but it made no sense to me.
Guest relations: hit and miss, some very helpful, some gave standard one line responses.
Tips for hotel
- harbour town restaurant for lunch, pasta, fried chicken, Burgers, chicken Burgers- if you want chicken breast tender ask for the chicken burger no bun. Meat is beef doner or chicken doner
- breakfast ask the person by the omlettes for a fresh omelette, it was no problem.
- Ice cream like a magnum up till 4pm at the coffee shop near harbour restaurant. Slightly hidden we found on day 4, not the ice cream counter its over where you get the coffees. 12-4pm.
- Golden Fizz across the road for football & food, if you WhatsApp them they'll give you a table next to screens.
Overall, I would say its a 4* hotel not a 5*. The hotel needs modernising, the food isnt terrible in my view - please don't let reviews put you off, its buffet all inclusive with different theme nights. We had a great time but its not a hotel I would be rushing back too."