THB Lanzarote Beach Self Catering

"Firstly, the location of this hotel is great- so close to the beach and loads of nice restaurants. The hotel however…the pool was nice and a good size. Plenty of sunbeds and no mad rush in the mornings. There are not enough parasols for each bed but that didn’t matter too much when we went- the wind was so strong, the parasols blew over frequently anyway so a lot of people ended up putting them down! The wind was very strong, just due to location and it was like sitting in a windstorm at times! Room- we self catered and we are a family of 5. It was disappointing that the only place we could sit and eat was on the balcony where there were only 4 chairs! We had to keep taking an indoor chair outside and when I asked at reception for another chair (the room advertised said it could occupy up to 6), was told, no we couldn’t have another one. There was also not enough cutlery or crockery for 5 of us to actually eat together! I think when we arrived, there were 3 forks, 4 spoons and 2 knives, then 3 bowls and 3 plates! It was a mishmash. We had a large balcony although our ‘pool view’ wasn’t really a pool view- it was a view of some sorting of playing area/storage area and a staircase to the next block. We didn’t think much of it, until the day we came to have lunch (again on the balcony) and food 10+adults playing shooting at the end of our balcony- apparently the storage area was the adult games area- literally at the other side of our balcony wall! We had to wait for them to finish their game so we could use our own balcony and sit and eat! The maintenance of the room wasn’t brilliant- the air con leaked all over the floor one night so we woke to a massive pool of water by the bed. My son also dropped a plate by accident and there was no broom (not even a dustpan and brush) to clean up so we had to vacate the room and wait for a cleaning lady (about half an hour) to come and sweep it so we didn’t get shards of crockery in the kids feet- it’s not a big thing but for self catering, this is the first place where there has been no means of even sweeping up! Atmosphere, there was some entertainment on 3 nights (we were there for 8 nights) but this was limited. The acts were good but the crowd was thin and it didn’t start until 9.30 which was quite late for families- otherwise it was karaoke which wasn’t the best. Kids club- the staff were great and the kids had a good time. Overall, we had a good holiday but it’s not a hotel we would return to or recommend."

"We had a fantastic stay at THB Lanzarote and thoroughly enjoyed our holiday from start to finish. The hotel is in a great location, the rooms were clean, comfortable and well maintained, and there was a good variety of food throughout our stay. The breakfasts were particularly good, with plenty of choice each morning. A special mention has to go to Daniel from the entertainment team. He was incredibly welcoming, friendly and genuinely went above and beyond to make everyone’s holiday enjoyable. Although the hotel wasn’t particularly busy during our stay, Daniel did an amazing job bringing guests together through the activities and games. He not only made us feel included but also helped us meet and socialise with other guests, leading to friendships we probably wouldn’t have made otherwise. His enthusiasm, kindness and positive attitude really made a difference to our experience. Overall, we had a very relaxing and enjoyable holiday and wouldn’t hesitate to recommend THB Lanzarote to anyone looking for a welcoming place to stay. Thank you to Daniel and all the staff for making our holiday so memorable."

"Fantastic beachfront stay making memories that will last a lifetime!We had a wonderful time at THB Lanzarote Beach. The location is absolutely perfect—right on the edge of Las Cucharas beach with convenient back gate key access, and just a short walk to the shops and local square. Everywhere throughout the hotel was spotlessly clean, and we had no issues at all with sunbed availability by the pool.We stayed in a lovely room equipped with absolutely everything you could need if you are not staying all-inclusive, including a microwave, oven, kettle, crockery, and cutlery.A huge shoutout goes to Rosemary in the entertainment team! She was fantastic and put an incredible amount of effort into the poolside entertainment. We will always remember her shouting “in the pool!”—to put this into context, if you were unfortunate enough to come last in one of the daytime activities, those are the exact words you would hear!The main restaurant was very spacious with plenty of hot and cold food choices catering for everyone, alongside a plentiful supply of drinks. The restaurant staff were exceptionally polite and considerate, making sure we were always well looked after. The specialty restaurant was also a real treat and certainly a night to remember.If there was just one minor criticism, it would be the lack of poolside entertainment at weekends, and we felt the bar entertainment in the evenings could be a little more varied.However, from the moment we arrived to the moment we left, it felt like we were really fortunate to be staying there. All in all, we had a truly great time making memories together that will last a lifetime. Highly recommended!"