"We’ve just returned from a week at BlueBay Lanzarote, travelling as a family with two children aged 3 and 13.
Unfortunately, this was probably the worst hotel we have ever stayed in. That said, we still had a great holiday because we made the best of it and enjoyed exploring the island.
The hotel is extremely dated and tired and, in our opinion, desperately needs a major refurbishment.
Our room was clean when we arrived, but the housekeeping during our stay was disappointing. I believe our towels were only changed once, I don’t think the bedsheets were changed at all, and no cleaner came into our room on the Sunday or Monday. As a result, I had to ask for a dustpan and brush myself, wipe down the surfaces with antibacterial spray and use a bin bag I had brought from home because our bin was full. I have never experienced having to do this on holiday before, so I’m not sure whether this was an isolated issue or normal for the hotel.
The beds were okay, although the sofa bed converted into two single beds, one of which was more like a very creaky camping bed.
The pools are very cold, although once you’re in, you get used to it. They are also very tired, with the flooring peeling in both the main pool and the baby pool. The baby pool was particularly concerning, as the peeling floor had become extremely sharp (photo attached). At one point, the area was cordoned off with danger tape, but this disappeared a few days later and I couldn’t see that any repairs had been carried out.
The staff, however, were friendly, helpful and welcoming. You can see that they are trying their best to keep the place clean and tidy, despite the condition of the hotel.
Sunbed wars begin every morning, and I’m fairly sure some people leave their belongings on the sunbeds overnight. Many of the sunbeds are also extremely old, broken and very uncomfortable.
The food was okay. There was plenty of choice and a good variety, although nothing was particularly amazing. We did eat out twice during our stay as we wanted to mix things up a little.
We did see cockroaches around the resort, although thankfully never in our room. We got chatting to another family who showed us several cockroaches outside their ground-floor room in Block E, so there did appear to be an issue in that area.
There are no lifts anywhere, which was frustrating with a pushchair. There are plenty of shops nearby where you can buy water, snacks and souvenirs, although after a week I was absolutely sick of seeing Pringles!
The children’s entertainment was good for younger children. The kids’ disco at 8:30pm was a hit with our three-year-old, although there only seemed to be one or two girls running it and there was no proper animation team. There is also a small, dated playground on-site, which our daughter loved, and a kids’ club, although we didn’t use this so I can’t comment on it.
There were activities during the day, including water polo and the magic carpet in the pool, which our 13-year-old enjoyed. Again, the staff are clearly trying their best.
The weather was lovely and sunny while we were there, although the mornings were often overcast and the wind can be very deceptive. We saw so many people badly burnt, so definitely don’t underestimate the sun or the wind.
Costa Teguise beach was incredibly windy during our stay, with big waves, and the watersports weren’t operating because of the high winds. We would definitely recommend taking a trip to Puerto del Carmen instead — it was much less windy when we went, the watersports were running and the water was crystal clear.
Overall, this hotel has so much potential, but it honestly needs to be shut and completely refurbished. Another family we made friends with during our stay felt exactly the same way.
Despite all of this, we still had a lovely holiday because we made the best of the situation and enjoyed getting out and exploring. The staff are friendly and genuinely seem to be trying, but the hotel itself is in desperate need of investment and a massive refurbishment.
⭐️⭐️☆☆☆ Overall rating: 2/5"