Los Zocos Impressive Lanzarote

"Just returned from a week away in Lanzarote. Myself, my partner and our 3 year old stayed at Los Zocos Impressive Resort. I will start with the positives. The resort itself was well located,the room and the resort was well maintained and clean. The entertainment for kids was great and my 3 year old enjoyed the mini disco every night. Unfortunately that is where the positives end. I will start with the food..wow, this has to be the worst food I have eaten in an all inclusive resort, there was lots of selection, but the quality of food was appalling. The best night I had for food was when we ate out. The restaurant itself, on many nights was like an ice rink because of the cooking station in the middle of the main restaurant. Even with warning signs everywhere it felt so dangerous, especially for kids and people that are not steady on their feet. The entertainment team and reception staff were engaging and friendly, however the rest of the staff we came into contact with were pretty abrasive and rude. Overall, I would only recommend the hotel for its location. If you do book to stay here definitely do not pay that extra money for all inclusive as the food is awful."

"Had a lovely week at Los Zocos. Staff are friendly, Victoria in the quiet pool bar was amazing. It was my first experience of an all inclusive holiday and I must say, I was pleasantly surprised. Such a range of food at all meal times. There was something for everyone. Everywhere was clean and tidy and the rooms were spotless too. We stayed in block 3 and, although some people moan about the lack of sun in that area, we were grateful to be in the shade. 5 of us in a 2 bed apartment.....always plenty of towels, cleaned every day and I would 100% go again. Only thing I would say is the pillows are very thin so they could do with getting new ones or supplying more than just one per person and a hard cushion"

"Lovely clean site, food very nice. Staff friendly, especially Victoria around the quiet pool. Really enjoyed our stay. Entertainment was a bit hit and miss, would be good to have music you can dance to somewhere instead of ‘mood music’. Excellent resort though for both my disabled elderly mum and my 9 year old. I would recommend."