"What the tour operators must know so ought to have told us:
The water in the taps is salt water ( like the pool)
Toilet paper cannot be flushed down the toilet...must be put in the bin.
The snacks etc from the pool bar are very limited
The pool is available from 10am to 7 pm.
The hotel generally:
Owners are lovely
Breakfast is poor
Alex the pool guy is really nice but plays loud music all day. His taste is mainly techno etc although we had the Beatles' White Album twice in one day. Pool drinks reasonably priced.
Good stuff
The room was large and had a drying rack and table outside. Plenty of storage and hanging space and (shocker!) hangers. Table and chairs inside.
Air con/ heating worked very well ( once you realise it doesn't work at all unless all windows shut)
Large fridge freezer and plenty of storage in the kitchenette
Big pool with lots of good sunbeds
Very comfy bed with good pillows.
When we arrived it was cold, and at reception they gave us extra bedcovers.
Scrupulously clean.
Not so good stuff:
Bed coverings were chaotic... Didn't actually fully cover the bed.
The water in the taps / kitchen/ shower etc was salt water. You will not get soap to lather....No drinking water was supplied.
The 'kitchenette' was a kettle, a single hot plate and a sink with no stopper. A tiny discloth and scouring sponger were supplied. Also a large pot and a frying pan. Cooking utensils ? One small serrated knife, which has clearly been used to stir green paint.... On day 6 sone washing up liquid was left.
The cutlery was one knife, one fork and one spoon per person. Crockery and glasses the same.
The TV during work at all ( due to a storm). Told it would be repaired eventually.
The internet connection was truly dreadful. The best speed I got whilst there was 120kB/sec... THREE THOUSAND times slower than we get in the UK on our very worst days. Effectively unusable.
There are many steps from gate ( left open every night but one, when it was locked) or reception to room...the outside ones are unlit, so put your phone's torch on until you get the laybif the land.
There are no instructions for anything anywhere.
The hotel is cheap and you get what you pay for...a real Curate's egg. We didn't expect a lot.
PS we stay in 15-20 hotels every year and have done for many years. We judge relative to them."