"Beware of this hotel posing as a 5 star hotel. As a Diamond Elite member I stay in hundreds of hotels and I’ve never seen such an awfully run establishment.
Upon check-in I was greeted by Claudia who was very friendly, explained that my room as a Diamond Elite was upgraded to a higher floor. I asked about a higher category and to be fair she offered me the chance to see a different duplex view saying that they had no sea view. I declined and took the junior suite with the sea view.
To be fair it is a very well apportioned room (with a lovely view), albeit the aircon didn’t work to cool the room and even after having called the engineer the room still would not cool properly. It’s a good job it’s February. Imagine how awful it would be if you booked here in summer or when it gets any warmer…
I was offered a welcome amenity of 1 drink or 600 points. I said that every IHG I’ve ever checked into gives 2 drinks when there are two people and enquired whether I’m to sit alone when having my one drink. The humour was lost on Claudia and it was clear the stingy hotel posing as 5 star would not offer this. The first time ever in all of my stays with IHG!
Another first was that I asked for a late check out, it is a benefit of being Diamond Elite after all but I was told that I should call back the next day as they will only decide on the day of check out. So you have to arrange your plans around the Crowne Plaza. They excel at putting themselves first and their guests last.
The last delight was two very loudspeaker announcements in Portuguese at 23:08 and 23:24 waking me from my sleep. I called and spoke to Gon Salvo who was pleasant and explained that it was a system malfunction.
A request to speak to a manager resulted in being transferred to Joao who was the Front Office Supervisor and he is definitely the rudest man in hospitality at the moment. If there was an award to win, he would win it.
A loud speaker announcement in the middle of the night! I thought I was at a Butlins holiday camp rather than a 5 star hotel in Vilamoura.
The bottom line was that he’s fixing the issue, that I should be grateful for but he intends to do nothing all for the inconvenience. So if you come here, expect a disturbed nights sleep that you’ll just have to put up with.
Do yourself a favour and stay next door at the Hyatt Regency. I have no status in Hyatt but I imagine you’d get better treatment than a Diamond Elite would here!"