"Sataya Resort in Marsa Alam has good basic resort concept with five pool, spread out lodging, and plenty of green spaces, but grounds and facilities are poorly maintained (as is so often the case in Egypt), the food is just average, the room AC so loud that sleep quality suffers dramatically, and the eastern European clientele drags down the experience.
Detailed review:
My room (Premium, sea view, Building 15) was huge and featured fairly modern décor, yet it showed signs of wear and neglect in the details - as did the bathroom.
The bed was a good size and the mattress had a good level of firmness, though I would have preferred a firmer pillow option.
Water pressure in the shower was extremely poor, and the shower tiles were dangerously slippery. The handheld shower-head was worn out, and the floor tile grout was discolored in an unappealing way (see photo).
On one occasion, I filled the sink with water and a strong yellowish discoloration became visible - truly unappealing.
The single-ply toilet paper is completely out of place for a 5-star rating, though this is likely due to Egypt's notoriously inadequate sewage system...
However, the biggest issue in my room was the air conditioning: it was loud yet ineffective. Even when set to the lowest temperature (17°C!) and highest fan speed, it failed to cool the room down within 10–15 minutes - and temperatures during our stay were "only" 35–39°C.
The room did eventually cool down well overnight, of course, but the AC unit was quite noisy even on the lowest fan setting. Consequently, I slept very poorly at the Sataya.
The food was tasty enough and offered sufficient variety, though the scrambled eggs and sausages at breakfast were terrible. I was pleasantly surprised by some dishes on the French-themed night, although the meat quality was often poor.
There was an Italian (or at least Italian-speaking) pasta chef who prepared good pasta to order, but the pre-cooked pasta in the two pots at either end of his counter was often cold.
There was a good selection and quality of antipasti, as well as a wide range of desserts, though many of them tasted alike.
The atmosphere resembled a train station concourse; the repetitive music didn't help matters. The hotel's predominantly Eastern European clientele was heavily underdressed, even at dinner; one saw many men wearing shorts and T-shirts. This is not appropriate for a 5 star hotel.
Unfortunately, the waiters and service staff were not very attentive; dirty tables were cleared slowly, and used plates were left sitting for a long time. Drinks service was slow, and often non-existant.
The dance performance by the entertainment team in the restaurant during the "Oriental Night" was somewhat bizarre; it looked quite grotesque to see blonde young women performing Arab dances in pseudo-Arab costumes while looking rather glum. But really, one can't blame them for that...
At lunchtime, I often visited the beach restaurant (Byblos)—designated as a Lebanese restaurant—since it was close to my building and the LazyLee pool. They offered a small lunch buffet with two main courses plus pizza. Unfortunately, it was far too hot inside, despite the air conditioning and fan running; the restaurant manager, dressed in a white shirt, sat in the corner looking surly and playing on his phone instead of attending to guests.
Regarding the pools, I spent time at the Splash pool and the LazyLee pool.
Both were clean, and it was reassuring to see daily water quality inspections taking place.
During the first few days, the Splash pool was uncomfortably warm, but this improved later in the week; with an air temperature of 37–38°C, the water temperature was just right for cooling off.
There were too few umbrellas at both pools.
The sun loungers and umbrellas were heavily worn and need replacing (see attached photo).
At the Relax pool, all the loungers were taken before 8am; the lifeguard likely reserves them with towels at the start of his shift so guests can "buy" them with a *baksheesh* (tip) - a practice mentioned in other reviews. It is truly outrageous.
I visited the gym three times; it isn't signposted anywhere, as it is attached to the spa.
Overall, it is a good size, and the equipment is generally high-quality. Unfortunately, some of it is worn or poorly maintained; the interlocking mat flooring, in particular, is very dirty and so badly laid that it ripples significantly (see photos). A real tripping hazard!
A water dispenser is available, though unfortunately, you had to specifically ask for towels.
Service levels in general were okay, but not great, and even a healthy tip did not help much.
Something the hotel cannot be blamed for, but is worth mentioning: even in mid-Septembers temperatures can reach 38-39C, and the humidity in the evening is brutal. Sweat will drip off you even just sitting on the balcony.
Overall, I cannot recommend Sataya even for the low prices you can find online. It needs a lot of investment and staff training (or disciplining), and it should focus on a more refined clientele."