London Shopping

CHRISTMESS Have you been naughty or nice this year? Either way, Santa's going to give you an absinthe cocktail, a slap-up American soul food feast, and a 'bizarre bazaar' Christmas market of eccentric knick-knacks, all at this larger-than-life festive pop-up. Until 17 December. thevaults.london

Go shopping at Zoe and Morgan (48 Chalcot Road, NW1 ) There are only two outposts of this family-run jewellery shop, one in Auckland, one in Primrose Hill, so if you're after one-of-a-kind, gem stone-studded pieces, head over here now.

Dinner at the Twits. You're invited to the most revolting dinner party on earth to taste Mrs Twit's gruesome bird pie and boozy punch (watch out for glass eyes in your drink). Squeamish? Stay away. Tickets from £76.50, running until 30 October. For bookings visit twitsdinner.com.